Package 456: Mind Control

Package 123: The "I'm Not a Robot" Package is so last season. If you're looking for something truly cutting-edge, you'll want to try Package 456: Mind Control

What does it do?

• Turns your thoughts into neat, colorful graphs
• Generates random, existential dread
• Makes you question the nature of reality
• Guaranteed to make you forget your name

Side Effects

• May cause spontaneous combustion of socks
• May lead to temporary blindness to the concept of time
• May result in an intense desire to watch paint dry

Purchasing Information

Order now and experience the thrill of mindless confusion!